Did I mention this headline? No? It bears mentioning:
"'Spiritual' Suitcase Contained Elephant Tails, Hedgehog"
Yes, a man destined for Maryland tried to pass this suitcase through airport security, along with chameleons, skins from genets, seed pods, sheets soaked with blood from sacrificed chickens, and "a lot of soil."
A lot of soil.
Not just a little dirt, but a lot of soil.
All for spiritual purposes, though.
Can you believe they wouldn't let him keep his soil and seed pods?
P.S. We have a lot of soil here, too.